Subject Combi and jokes

whew.yesterday finally chose my subject combination.
honestly, it felt better than after EOYs ! ahah
so i chose 1st choice  - triple science and elect geog
                2nd choice - physics elect hist and pure geog
                3rd choice - triple scince and elect hist
well this exactly same as javen!shocker.
so anyone who has the 1st choice same tag me![:


next section of blog...
facebook has some really really interesting jokes i wanted to share..so here;

1.dedicated to teachers
STUDENT-"how to you spell______" TEACHER -" get the dictionary and look it up."
STUDENT-"bitch if i can't spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary?"

2.dedicated to society
1800s-where do you live? i will write you a letter.
1900s-what is your phone number? i will give you a call.
2000 - what is your email i will message you
2010 - do you have facebook?

3.dedicated to carmel
so...the elephant says to the camel"why do you have 2 boobs on you back?"the camel replies" that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

4. dedicated to parents out there
a boy walks into kitchen find parents having sex, the dad looks at the boy and winks. that night the finds the boy in his bedroom having sex with his nana, the boy rolls over, winks and says"not so funny when its you mum is it"

well credits to facebook and don't take this jokes to personally[: have fun reading them